Carnage like a tornado's Journal

You need to know...
This much before you even THINK about getting to read this shit.

One - if you can read a post after this, you've been selected to read what I have to write about. Getting on this list is simple: Comment here and ask to be added. If I like you or don't know you, you're in.

Two - there's a certain thing called privacy. I have a right to it. You do too. Since this is MY PRIVATE JOURNAL™ I will expect that what is said in the journal stays there. Of course you can comment, but don't bring this up in real life unless you are entering playful jest or serious discussion, not throwing flames.

Three - you can be removed from this at ANY time.

Four - Names will be mentioned here because, as we know, anonymity leads to finger-pointing, which is worse than actually being approached by someone asking about what happened. However, if I hear that someone was asked about what happened to make me feel the way I did, you will be removed from the friends list.

Five - All decisions are final, but you can be re-added to the friends list.

Six - You can request rant topics.

Seven - This is usually an emotional journal, so it has emotional posts. That means that not a lot of thinking, only reacting, is going into these. If you can't handle off-the-cuff humor and raunchy subtexts, get a fucking life and a clue. Oh, and get the hell away from my journal.

Aside from that, feel free to... make a name for yourself in this thing.

--Keith

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